IT Guy Is Upset In my short time as an IT "professional", I have found that the vast majority of computer users are still very uneducated about how to use their devices. Trying to help them without making them feel pretty dumb, is a task in itself. Here are some of the things I hear and see on a daily basis.
Open letter to a co-worker (Part Deux Point Cinq)

Dear Fashionably Inconsiderate,

Here we go again! If there is supposed to be some kind of elastic holding up the front of your shirt, please locate it as soon as possible. You’re a mess, yet again. OK great you’re a mom now. Yippee, but the milk should stay in the bags and out of sight. They are not cute. It’s like looking at a bunch of blue cords tightly wrapped around a balloon full of mayonnaise. Veins are not the new are Because of your low-cut shirt:

I just became lactose intolerant

A family of cows is out of work

Soy milk has become as popular as fried chicken