What were you thinking!?!?

I asked you to forward me the email regarding exchanging your computer and some software. You could have simply opened the email and forwarded it. NOPE! Not you. Thought you were all Outlook Advanced and decided I’m going to attach them to a separate email by dragging the emails. Well you dragged one too many. I hate the fact that I can read fast but the one you attached was a conversation between you and your female friend about not having intercourse for an entire year was not what I wanted to see. You and the man you’re living with and had a child with need to work that out between the two of you. I remember there being a ring on your chunky little sausage fingers, not sure where it went but you have some things in your life you need to sort out.
Please be kind to my e-mail box. It would be GREATLY appreciated.
Thanks,
Upset IT Guy