August 2010
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Will I be fired?
Girl at work I hate: What's with the tight muscle shirt?
Me: I have a nice body. What's your excuse? *walking away*
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Emotional robot? →
To whoever thought this was a good idea?
So a bunch of rich people are going to go out and buy one of these things. Here’s my problem with that:
A. They may get confused raising a robot and think, “Raising a child isn’t actually too hard” and then attempt to procreate and treat a living human being the same way. Sorry Charlie, robot can’t say I hate you Daddy and...
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Plot Holes Reddit (The good parts)
a_scanner_darkly: Fight Club - Who would see a guy punching himself in the face and shouting at himself in a car park and not decide he was mental and stay clear but actually join in the fighting?
baultista: In a few years when you're legal drinking age, all will become clear.
M_Me_Meteo: The way I saw it? Well, it's late, I'm drunk. I live in a city, but I'm generally relatively safe. I've never been able to really see what I'm made of, and if I did, I'd most likely get in some kind of trouble...so here's my chance.
subheight640: You don't think that kind of stuff would attract a bunch of drunk hoodlums looking for an amusing show? A skinny white guy beating his own ---? I'd go like, "what the ---- are you doing?" And thus the beginning of Fight Club.
natronmooretron: Air Bud: Dogs can't play basketball. Air Bud 2: Dogs can't play football
gnomemania: I AM LEGEND. They blew up the bridges in the beginning of the movie, thereby ensuring Will Smith's isolation. At the end... she drives off the bridge to safety. (You can throw in the whole "there could have been other bridges!" argument, but really.)
see more at www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d0dap/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_great_movies/
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Who could forget those long college nights →
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Open letter to a co-worker (Part Deux Point Cinq)
Dear Fashionably Inconsiderate,
Here we go again! If there is supposed to be some kind of elastic holding up the front of your shirt, please locate it as soon as possible. You’re a mess, yet again. OK great you’re a mom now. Yippee, but the milk should stay in the bags and out of sight. They are not cute. It’s like looking at a bunch of blue cords tightly wrapped around a...
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Open letter to a co-worker (Part Trois)
What were you thinking!?!?
I asked you to forward me the email regarding exchanging your computer and some software. You could have simply opened the email and forwarded it. NOPE! Not you. Thought you were all Outlook Advanced and decided I’m going to attach them to a separate email by dragging the emails. Well you dragged one too many. I hate the fact that I can read fast but the one you...
Open letter to heldesk ticket stealer
I had the tools to replace the cd tray on that laptop! I did the hard work and you just take all the credit on the ticket? All you did was ship it to the user. Pay homage! I want to give your pc the old LoveLetter virus. I guess I’d get fired for that though. “Some risks are worth the reward”
July 2010
5 posts
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Open letter to a co-worker (Part Deux)
Dear Fashionably Inconsiderate,
Today you felt the need to wear spandex army camouflage pants leggings. Why would you do that? When I saw your offensive wear first though that came into my head was “Nacho Libre just enlisted”. You are a MESS. I can’t work like this.
Because of your pants:
We Just lost the war in Iraq
The media did coverage of your own muffin top spillage
...
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Open letter to a co-worker
Dear Indecisive and Evasive User, In the past 2 days I have tried to schedule time with you to swap out your machine for a new one. This scheduling is usually quick and painless and most people usually just stop what they are doing for 5 minutes to receive the new machine. Scheduling with you was more painful than than watching the sunset on Beyoncé’s weave. I forced the new machine on you, then...
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“I should, like, sue Facebook for posting my phone...
“I need my notifications faster, I can’t wait for it to refresh every half hour”
So this girl at my job gets a new HTC EVO and has no idea how to zoom in on the web pages. I show her how to (double tap the screen) and she can now see the web page despite the fact that she REALLY needs glasses. She receives her Facebook notifications on her phone via email already but wants the text messages...