IT Guy Is Upset In my short time as an IT "professional", I have found that the vast majority of computer users are still very uneducated about how to use their devices. Trying to help them without making them feel pretty dumb, is a task in itself. Here are some of the things I hear and see on a daily basis.
Will I be fired?
  • Girl at work I hate: What's with the tight muscle shirt?
  • Me: I have a nice body. What's your excuse? *walking away*
Emotional robot?

To whoever thought this was a good idea?
So a bunch of rich people are going to go out and buy one of these things. Here’s my problem with that:
A. They may get confused raising a robot and think, “Raising a child isn’t actually too hard” and then attempt to procreate and treat a living human being the same way. Sorry Charlie, robot can’t say I hate you Daddy and then steal your car and get a tattoo that reads Satan’s Little Helper.
B. There are plenty of other awesome ideas you could’ve spent your time researching and building. Like an actual Rosie robot from The Jetsons. She was very helpful and had gave great advice while spot cleaning at the same time. Then again, this may lead us further into a recession laying off the many minorities who already dominate this profession. Scratch that idea.
C. Violent is an emotion. Can it develop that one over time? There better be a disclaimer. Will it take 16 years to find out if its going to be a goth, get made fun of at school and… Well y’know.
4. Why couldn’t you make some awesome army bots that can find al qaeda? Was emotional bot really that much more intriguing?
±. Make it life size, so I can beat the black off of it, like I got when I was an emotional little kid.

On a side note. If I was wealthy, I’d make a similar bully robot to find yours and take his lunch money.

Plot Holes Reddit (The good parts)
  • a_scanner_darkly: Fight Club - Who would see a guy punching himself in the face and shouting at himself in a car park and not decide he was mental and stay clear but actually join in the fighting?
  • baultista: In a few years when you're legal drinking age, all will become clear.
  • M_Me_Meteo: The way I saw it? Well, it's late, I'm drunk. I live in a city, but I'm generally relatively safe. I've never been able to really see what I'm made of, and if I did, I'd most likely get in some kind of trouble...so here's my chance.
  • subheight640: You don't think that kind of stuff would attract a bunch of drunk hoodlums looking for an amusing show? A skinny white guy beating his own ---? I'd go like, "what the ---- are you doing?" And thus the beginning of Fight Club.
  • natronmooretron: Air Bud: Dogs can't play basketball. Air Bud 2: Dogs can't play football
  • gnomemania: I AM LEGEND. They blew up the bridges in the beginning of the movie, thereby ensuring Will Smith's isolation. At the end... she drives off the bridge to safety. (You can throw in the whole "there could have been other bridges!" argument, but really.)
  • see more at www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d0dap/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_great_movies/

Time Crisis IRL (In Real Life)

Who could forget those long college nights

I need Antoine to help me locate some common sense up here. Errbody done lost they minds!

Open letter to a co-worker (Part Deux Point Cinq)

Dear Fashionably Inconsiderate,

Here we go again! If there is supposed to be some kind of elastic holding up the front of your shirt, please locate it as soon as possible. You’re a mess, yet again. OK great you’re a mom now. Yippee, but the milk should stay in the bags and out of sight. They are not cute. It’s like looking at a bunch of blue cords tightly wrapped around a balloon full of mayonnaise. Veins are not the new are Because of your low-cut shirt:

I just became lactose intolerant

A family of cows is out of work

Soy milk has become as popular as fried chicken

Open letter to a co-worker (Part Trois)

What were you thinking!?!?

Not Amused

I asked you to forward me the email regarding exchanging your computer and some software. You could have simply opened the email and forwarded it. NOPE! Not you. Thought you were all Outlook Advanced and decided I’m going to attach them to a separate email by dragging the emails. Well you dragged one too many. I hate the fact that I can read fast but the one you attached was a conversation between you and your female friend about not having intercourse for an entire year was not what I wanted to see. You and the man you’re living with and had a child with need to work that out between the two of you. I remember there being a ring on your chunky little sausage fingers, not sure where it went but you have some things in your life you need to sort out.

Please be kind to my e-mail box. It would be GREATLY appreciated.

Thanks,

Upset IT Guy

Anyone else only buy bullets in Oregon Trail?

Open letter to heldesk ticket stealer

I had the tools to replace the cd tray on that laptop! I did the hard work and you just take all the credit on the ticket? All you did was ship it to the user. Pay homage! I want to give your pc the old LoveLetter virus. I guess I’d get fired for that though. “Some risks are worth the reward”